OPEN FUCKING LETTERS
Don’t come over here with your false intimacy.
Don’t pretend you’re writing this letter for us; you’re writing it because you feel like you’re an historically important figure whose words are worth so much more than 140 characters.
Fuck off you bunch of egotistical morons.
DRESSING LIKE YOU GOT READY IN THE DARK
MOANING AT REFEREES ONCE DECISIONS HAVE BEEN MADE
Sure, I get it and you’re probably right. But the referee isn’t going to change his mind and award the throw-in/free-kick/goal-kick the other way, no matter how articulate and well researched your argument is.
Get. On. With. The. Game.
REFUSING TO CELEBRATE AGAINST FORMER CLUBS
This is Emmanuel.
Emmanuel has just scored against his former club.
Emmanuel went fucking mental in front of them.
Be like Emmanuel.
KISSING THE BADGE