Blonde And Football Don’t Always Mix
September 19, 2016
Summer sixteen has ended, club football is back in full swing, Messi has unretired from international football, and Tottenham are still shit.
The summer of blonde dye has (hopefully) come to end, with every footballer attempting to look like Demolition Man.
Shouts out to Eddie Johnson for reviving the trend.
Most of the dye jobs haven’t been so bad this summer with the likes of Lionel Messi, James Rodriguez, and Neymar swapping their usual brunette look for that platinum shine.
They have managed to look half decent.
But football and dye jobs don’t mix all the time like oil and vinegar, Real Madrid and Barcelona fans, or Arsenal and anything other than 4th place.
Here are 6 of the more recent, bad blonde dye jobs that the fans of football have had to endure:
Alex Song gained inspiration from a trip to McDonald's and ordering a large fry. Alex Song knew his career was about to nosedive when he pulled off this look. You can see in his face that he knows he fucked up, but it's too late to do anything about it. Can't decide whether Song's or Fellaini's hair is worse.
One of the many poor decisions by David James was this haircut. To think he actually thought he could pull off this cut is comical at best. The former England stopper looks as if he's a older woman fighting her grey roots one week after the trip to the salon.
I have never been a fan of the brutish Belgian and this haircut just makes him look like a dirty q-tip. Whoever let Fellaini do this to his head must not like him as much as I do.
To be completely polically correct, you can assume this one's gender. The Frenchman's attempt at going blonde ended up being grey. Not the first time, he failed at doing something though; his attempt at a football career in Manchester landed him in Sevilla.
If his game face wasn't bad enough, Jones decided it was a brilliant idea to be "edgy". Phil Jones looks to be undergoing a midlife crisis of sorts in an attempt to stay hip. Let's hope the end is near, I don't want to know what he'll do next.
Ramsey decided it would be brilliant to dump the entire bottle of bleach on his head and this is the result. Unfortunately the Welshman couldn't channel his inner Marilyn Monroe and has failed miserably in his attempt to make a statement with his hair. Keep it simple, Rambo.