He’s made his list, he’s checked it twice, and he’s found out who’s been naughty in the Premier League this season- and the list is quite extensive.
England has had its fair share of great performances from players, but also flops that shouldn’t be expecting much from old Saint Nick in the holiday season.
Jamie Vardy
The post-Premier League title hangover is in full effect for the Vardy Party. A hat-trick for the English international against Manchester City was overshadowed by his sending off against Stoke.
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Ross Barkley
Another Englishman who was overrated at a young age by the media. Ronald Koeman sees the true worth of Barkley that will lead to the sale of the Englishman.
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Mesut Ozil
Despite the good year statistically, Ozil fails to show up in big games for the Gunners. How can you demand over $300,000-a-week when you don't contribute in any game against a big side?
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Maroune Fellaini
What a fucking joke. Marouane Fellaini continues to show how foolish United is to keep him on the books. Expect a winter exit from Old Trafford or Jose Mourinho is about as dumb as Fellaini looks.
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Simone Zaza
He can't do much of anything right. He's terrible at penalties, the running man challenge, and holding the ball up. West Ham made a big mistake here.
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Adnan Januzaj
David Moyes thought he could recreate the magic of Januzaj where he scored a couple Premier League goals. He hasn't done a damn thing for the Black Cats since his loan move. Overrated at best.
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Vincent Janssen
The next Roberto Soldado will not be getting anything of worth for Christmas. He was supposed to be a proper backup for Harry Kane, but has managed to be a waste of money by Spurs.
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Moussa Sissoko
Spurs paid $37million for him in the summer and Sissoko has proven he's a waste of space. A couple of half decent matches at the Euros and the world thought so highly of him. He definitely fooled Spurs of his ability.
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Memphis Depay
What a waste he was for United. He was destined to be great, but failed to live up to the hype. All he wants for Christmas is a move away from Manchester.
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Jordi Amat
He's started 14 matches for Swansea City this season and has headlined a defense that has conceded the most in the Prem. He should be in non-league football not the Premier League.
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Yohan Cabaye
With Alan Pardew having worked with Cabaye and having French fetish, the reunion at Crystal Palace was supposed to be above average. Cabaye has been shit and Palace has struggled.
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Hopefully, some of these players will figure out a way to change their fortunes or risk having to be sold in January after being deemed surplus, like that fruitcake from the aunt no one really likes.
Wish all they want, but coal will find its way to their stockings on Christmas morning.
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