Rickie Fowler and Leonardo Dicaprio have been taking you for a ride this whole time. Everything about their lives is a perfectly intertwined, this revelation is quite illuminating.
Don’t you see?
1. They’re both exorbitantly wealthy…
2. They both have a penchant for the finer things…
3. Their talents have never been properly rewarded (until recently)…watch as Rickie wins a major this year!
4. They both thrive in a festival environment…
@bustedcoverage Rickie Fowler shotgunning beers at Dierks Bentley concert. pic.twitter.com/l2ODO2Ftiu
— Cameron. (@DunlavyC) April 16, 2016
5. Their philanthropy is unrivalled…
6. They’re both fan favourites. Cheers to that.
Is it possible that they are in fact the same person leading a double life? By day a swashbuckling golfer, by night a playboy Lothario with a reputation for debauchery. Sometimes they allow each quality to mingle, raising suspicions and adding wait to the conspiracy. We eagerly await a Rickie Fowler victory speech…
