This Texas driving range has reinvented democracy

Forget worrying about whatever the hell a caucus is, now you can go to this Texas driving range to vote for the next POTUS! Democracy at it’s finest.

Alpine Target Golf in Longview, Tex. has set up pictures of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton at the end of the range, for golfers to use as targets.

The only dilemma is, are you voting for the person you’re hitting towards? Seems kind of wrong to hit a ball towards someone’s face and then say you want them as your next President.

Source: Les Hassell/News-Journal via AP
Source: Les Hassell/News-Journal via AP

According to an employee, people have been hitting 20 balls at Clinton for every one ball at Trump. Since Trump is heavily favored to win Texas, I’ll go ahead and say you aim for the person you don’t want to vote for.

Mike Williams, the owner of the center about 115 miles southeast of Dallas, says it’s just a “touch of fun in this stressful election.”

It makes perfect sense, now we just have to wait until we can actually vote on November 8th to see who will be next in office. Go out and vote people!

via @gottagolf app
via @gottagolf app

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