Survival of the littest: best pro athletes to party with

There are two things in my life that I have come to love as I’ve grown throughout my years, and that is watching sports, and consuming large quantities of alcohol with my friends, or “partying” as others call it. Now because my sports playing career is not what it once use to be (which wasn’t anything to begin with) and the chances of me becoming a professional athlete are non-existent, I no longer fantasize about throwing the winning touchdown pass in the Super Bowl or hitting a buzzer beater to win the NBA Championship.

What I do fantasize about now is running into athletes at a bar and getting absolutely bombed with them, because A.) I think it’d be awesome and B.) it’d be a kick-ass story to tell. So I’ve come up with a list a list of the top athletes that I, and everyone else should want to party with.

I based my list not off of my favorite athletes (because don’t get me wrong I would love to crush beers with Derek Jeter until the sun comes up, but that may not be fun for everyone), but which athletes would be the most fun to party with. So without further ado, here’s my list:


Those are the athletes I would find to be most fun to have a drink or five with. If you agree or disagree, feel free to let me know on Twitter @ConnorHazelton, and spark up a friendly (or aggressive) conversation about it. Johnny Manziel didn’t make this list because I think he’s a total fucking loser.

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