Stories April 2, 2015 11 Reasons Why Rory Sabbatini is the Happiest Golfer on Tour April 2, 2015 matthew-cohen Subscriber matthew-cohen Subscriber 1. No golfer on the PGA Tour takes more joy out of life than Rory Sabbatini. 2. You can’t miss his toothy grin. 3. Rory literally never puts that smile away. 4. He loves giving time to the media. 5. He doesn’t have a bad side. He has two good sides. 6. Slow play? He could wait on the tee box all day if you let him. 7. He never ever gets mad while he’s playing golf. 8. You won’t find a guy who shrugs off a bad shot better than Rory. 9. That’s not a death stare, that’s him saying hello. 10. His love of people is only surpassed by his love of animals. 11. Rory Sabbatini can’t contain his happiness that it’s his 39th birthday.