When Taylor Swift took a golf club to her boyfriend’s car in the “Blank Space” music video, the world swooned. At least, that’s what this chick might have you believe. She is living proof that being a Swiftie is a legitimate sexual orientation. Combine it with masochism and you’ve got a recipe for extreme cringe. Listen to her ecstatic caterwauling at a Taylor Swift concert and try not to feel like you’re intruding on a very private moment.