Golf And Mary Jane, The Perfect Marriage?

Advocates say it can enhance your game, but should there only be one type of green on the course?
It doesn’t matter where you are, pot smoking will usually raise an eyebrow. The debate on its legality is developing into tangible law change throughout America. According to a recent Pew Research Center survey, 68% of Americans aged 18-35 supported the legalization of Marijuana.That left us wondering, does the sport of golf have any association with the regular pastime of roughly 10% of Americans.
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photo featured in an issue of Golf Digest. 4th May 2014.

Listed in the PGA’s anti-doping-program manual as an illegal drug and therefore “against the spirit of our sport,” players will be disciplined if 15 nanograms of THC per milliliter appear in their test. That didn’t stop professional Matt Every in 2010, who served a 3 month suspension from the tour and was even arrested for a misdemeanor for suspected possession in an Iowan hotel. The charges were later dropped.

Matt Every holds up the trophy after winning the Arnold Palmer Invitational golf tournament at Bay Hill, Sunday, March 23, 2014, in Orlando, Fla. (AP Photo/Chris O'Meara)
Matt Every holds up the trophy after winning the Arnold Palmer Invitational golf tournament at Bay Hill, Sunday, March 23, 2014, in Orlando, Fla. (AP Photo/Chris O’Meara)

In an interview for the Golf Channel’s morning drive show, Michael Collins commented on the ‘felony’ with gleeful mirth. The former caddie suggested pot smoking was once widespread, especially on the Nationwide tour (now the tour).

“It’s not like I haven’t walked into a porta John and closed the door and went wooo…somebody’s calm now, I might need some cookies and chips myself”, before adding,“I know of guys who have done it on the PGA tour, have you ever been to the Bob Hope?” What stuck about the interview was Collins’ opposition to the anchor’s surprise at his claims, their apparent naivety, as seemingly repetitious as their nauseating elongation of the word ‘marijuana’.

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The Collins interview reminded a conservative sport that just because young people don chinos and diligently sign scorecards, does not mean they are unfamiliar with the more nefarious past-times of young life. In an article titled “Golf and Marijuana a Match Made in Heaven”, The High Times- unavailable in all Newstands near you- unsurprisingly banged the drum about the benefits of weed on your game. Leaving the sport with this piece of advice.

“Golf has needed to take the 3-iron out of its butt for a long time. The new laws for recreational marijuana use may have created a way to enjoy all recreations. In the world of mainstream sports, ironically, golf maybe the first place we see it.”

Quite bizarrely their prediction started to come true. Officials at this year’s US Open in Washington were reported to have been specifically briefed to allow spectators to bring (not smoke) marijuana into the venue. SBNation contributor Brian Floyd quipped, “Marijuana is legal, thus allowed on the grounds, don’t bring a water bottle in, though. You’ll have to throw that away.”

You can’t deny it’s an interesting thought. Alcohol and golf have an illustrious association, could we ever see a day when a post round beer just won’t cut it?