It’s that special time of year again, where we get together with our families and we give thanks for living in the land of the free.
That sounds all good and dandy, but everyone knows Thanksgiving is a much more festive occasion than that. It’s seeing your aunt that squeezes your face too hard, having to explain your relationship status to your grandma, stuffing your face with.. well.. stuffing, watching football with the fam, and so much more.
What better movie to explain all of the moments we love and hate about Thanksgiving, than Happy Gilmore. Lets f***ing go Bob Barker.
THE NIGHT BEFORE
Going out with your squad and seeing everyone from High School out and not caring about a single one of them like:
Walking into your aunts house, hugging and saying hi to all of your relatives, afterwards feeling like:
FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD
Running towards the mashed potatoes, roasted turkey, green bean medley, apple pie, and everything else delicious, not being able to get it into your mouth fast enough like:
THE INFAMOUS QUESTIONS
Bob Barkers fist represents every question each one of your relatives has to ask you repeatedly and answering them all the same way. “Have you lost any weight?” *punch* “Do you have a good job yet?” *punch* “Are you dating anyone?” *punch punch punch*
DRINKING TOO MUCH
Having a little too much of the special holiday sangria and saying stupid sh** to your family like:
Forgetting how to breath because of all the food you just ate, trying to think positively about not busting out of your pants like:
NAP CITY, BITCH
The food, drinks, and exhausting socializing, hits you like:
FRIDAY MORNING HANGOVER
Feeling like complete poop the next morning and wondering if you said anything you’re going to regret, but waiting for next year so you can do it all over again like:
HAPPY Thanksgiving everyone!