If this golf game is what you want for Christmas, reevaluate your life.

Sharon Wong

Source: Golf Digest

With our busy urban lifestyles, we don’t always have the time or the means to head out to an actual course to play. So the emergence of miniature indoor putting games is totally understandable and practical for us city slickers. But we’re having a little trouble understanding the Potty Putter Toilet Golf Game and the demographic it’s meant to cater to. But if you literally can’t take a break, not even when you have the best reason to take a break ever, you might have issues.

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Obviously, you are either very time-challenged or somewhat desperate if you can’t stop putting even when you’re going potty. But quite aside from enabling your unhealthy obsession, the Potty Putter is supposed to be beneficial to your digestive system. As the bizarre commercial above cheerily cautions us, “When you’re bored in the bathroom, you rush, and that’s not healthy.” Er, thanks, we guess.