Paige Spiranac is probably the biggest name in golf.
1. She is genuinely hot shit at golf
Paige will make her LPGA debut in Dubai next week and if her first professional showing is anything to go by – she shot -6 after three rounds on the Cactus Tour – she has a very good chance of doing well.
2. And has the skills to match
3. She always seems to have fun
4. She doesn’t take herself too seriously
5. She actually loves Lord of the Rings
You know you’re lame when you are in Vegas but stay in so you can watch Lord of the Rings???? — Paige Spiranac (@PaigeSpiranac) October 18, 2015
6. And Batman
7. She would be the one dragging your ass to the golf course
It’s going to be such a role reversal with my future husband when I’m the one sneaking out to play golf haha — Paige Spiranac (@PaigeSpiranac) September 30, 2015
8. And, um, yeah, you wouldn’t kick her out of bed
9. Even after exercise she’s smoking!
My face after sprints looks very similar to my face after I 3 putt haha A photo posted by Paige Spiranac (@_paige.renee) on
You know that massively recycled quote by Marilyn Monroe? The one that appears on numerous Tinder profiles where she says “if you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best.” Well I think we could all handle Paige at her worst, whether that would make us deserving of her best is another matter.