The Best Christmas Golf Gift On The Internet

The Uroclub will let you take a piss without anyone realising, sort of, actually that’s a lie.


If you’re stuck on gift ideas for that incontinent relative, look no further. If you were worried about the seriousness of this idea here’s what the creator had to say:

“I am a Board Certified Urologist, practicing in Florida, a place where Golf is played year round. Every day I hear these same complaints from my patients because they suffer from urinary frequency (a condition that can begin in men, as early as their mid 30’s). Even if you don’t have this problem, let’s face it, there are not too many bathrooms on the golf course.”

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I have a few issues with the Uropclub. Other than the obvious “go to a bush like everyone else you tool” argument, the dimensions of this urinary aid has some serious inadequacies. Firstly, the capacity is half a litre (17 oz), what the hell am I going to do with that? I generate more saliva thinking about a post round burger! The site claims that this is “twice the volume commonly urinated,” commonly urinated by what, a ferret?

They did disable some of the comments on youtube, so maybe they are serious?