- Costa has been accused by some sections of the footballing world of diving to get Per Mertesacker sent off in Arsenal versus Chelsea’s recent clash
- The striker has rediscovered his goalscoring touch after Jose Mourinho left Stamford Bridge for a second time

We assume Chelsea’s talismanic striker, Diego Costa’s, Spotify playlist is made up of the sound of garbage cans falling over, fingers scrapping down a blackboard, children crying and a stampede of wildebeest running across gravel.
And there’s nothing wrong with that. But if you’re reading, Diego, then we’ve got a few more suggestions to help broaden your musical horizons.
NIRVANA – DIVE
Not for the first time, the 27-year-old striker with the 45-year-old face, has been accused of getting his fellow professional sent off.
WENGER says that Costa got Mertesacker sent off! Does he have a point or is he just a bad loser? pic.twitter.com/oRflxyKbFD
— FootyYapper (@FootyYapper) January 24, 2016
CARL DOUGLAS – KUNG FU FIGHTING
If Diego Costa is reading this, I hope he’s enjoying it, otherwise I’m going to have to go into witness protection.
Diego Costa pulling Luiz's hair like a primary school girl fighting her peer smhhttps://t.co/mryfRIXR3Z"
— Monstêr (@Amiirrr__) February 18, 2015
OZZY OSBOURNE – MAMA, I’M COMING HOME
If gossip columns and rumour mills are to be believed (they shouldn’t be), then Diego Costa could well be making a return to Atletico Madrid.
SHAYNE WARD – THAT’S MY GOAL
Like any world-class striker, Diego Costa knows how to find the back of the net on a regular basis. And you can bet your bottom dollar that if the Dubious Goals Panel is ever required, ol’ Diego will be quoting the finest songbird of our generation, Shayne Ward, by claiming: “That’s my goal”.
CEELO GREEN – FUCK YOU
No doubt that the title of CeeLo Green’s song, was the first English phrase the loveable and cuddly, Diego Costa, perfected.