“What am I doing in that photo?”
“Oh god! That’s so embarrassing! Don’t tag me in that.”
We’ve all had those moments and, spoiler alert, there’s many more to come (probably this weekend). But being tagged in that tacky local nightclub’s terrible photos of you isn’t quite as bad as having an embarrassing/strange/baffling photo of yourself being used in a marketing campaign!
“DON’T SPEND IT ALL AT ONCE”
Here we have the inspiration behind the article! What an earth does Neymar’s left arm fist bump pose even mean?! Is the Barcelona forward struggling to do the clasp up on his bracelet, so is looking for help? Or perhaps he’s reenacting how every single grandparent hands their grandchildren money(?)
???? Daring by design. Get @neymarjr’s #Hypervenom with a unique box, only in the App: https://t.co/qKVc7Dzpw6pic.twitter.com/V4c1ZbS62c
— Nike Football (@nikefootball) January 25, 2016
????AND THE CAT’S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON…????
Can’t decide whether then-Liverpool striker, Luis Suarez, was chosen by Adidas to launch the world’s first ever knitted football boot or was in fact launching the first ever cat’s cradle olympics!
O CHRISTMAS TREE, O CHRISTMAS TREE
Someone needs a word with Adidas’ marketing department because going: “Let’s make Lionel Messi look like he lost a fight with a Christmas tree” isn’t the best idea.
WHY WON’T IT END?!
Nothing particularly wrong or amusing about this photo of Xavi posing with the gorgeous limited edition Predator Instinct. However, now add the caption: ‘When the photo still hasn’t been taken but you’ve been smiling for 10 seconds already’. Honestly, look at the pain in the Barcelona legend’s eyes; we’ve all been there.
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HOPE THEY PAID YOU WELL, JR!
Erm…
They hate @jamesrodriguez10’s shiny new boots. #F50 #therewillbehaters
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…wtf?
Is James Rodriguez an Oompa Loompa gone wrong?
Got it! The Real Madrid man is an avid C-3PO fan!
