Fucking hell! They might actually do it, you know!
Leicester City are officially in the title race, in fact, they’re the bloody front runners.
They’ve come out of nowhere.
Relegation contenders to Premier League title challengers in less than twelve months. Mental.
It’s time we all started accepting that the Premier League trophy could have ‘chat shit get banged 2015/16’ etched upon it come May, given the fact they’ve got players capable of this…
In case you missed the Vardy goal here it is !https://t.co/pBkBzb2mHf”
— JeffHopkinsPontcanna (@JeffHopkinsEA) February 3, 2016
So, what does the future hold if Leicester defy the odds and go all the way?
BABY NAME BOOM
*primary school class in 2023*
“He’s not here today, Miss”
“Ok, thanks for letting me know DrinkwaterGetBanged”
JAMIE VARDY NAMED THE NEW JAMES BOND
Following a season that saw the England international fire a few Thunderballs into the back of the net, whilst becoming The Man With The Golden Boot come the end of the campaign, Jamie Vardy was the obvious choice to replace Daniel Craig.
Not sure if a blue WKD can be shaken and not stirred, though…
BEN CHILWELL RELEASES AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Despite not making any appearances in the Premier League, the 19-year-old left-back releases ‘Premier League Winner: My Story So Far’.
It makes the shortlist for ‘Best Picture Book’ at the 2016 National Book Awards, narrowly missing out on victory to ‘Gemma Collins: My Life In Picture’.
CHRISTIAN FUCHS CHANGES HIS NAME
On a wild one down Chicago’s with the Premier League trophy, Riyad Mahrez, Andy King and Nathan Dyer convince the Austrian to legally change the ‘H’ in his name to a ‘K’. However, in the full-back’s drunken state, he amusingly changes the wrong ‘H’. I give you, Ckristian Fuchs.
MARC ALBRIGHTON LAUNCHES GAMESHOW
Sadly, ‘It Will Be Albrighton The Night’ is pulled after one series, due to a contestant suffering an injury live on TV during the ‘Cock or Ball?’ round.