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Golf’s kind of an intimidating prospect for the uninitiated. Those of us who were lucky enough to be introduced to the sport by wealthy non-judgmental parents are probably less aware of the game’s class-conscious culture, its prohibitive pricing and its inherent difficulty. That’s why we must exercise due sensitivity when taking our non-golfing course to our friends for the first time. If not… well, this happens. After all the missed swipes and the masturbation jokes, can you really blame the newbie for literally running away from the golf course as though his life depends on it?