WATCH: Man United Sensation Scores Worldie

Manchester United fans haven’t had too much to cheer about since Sir Alex Ferguson departed.

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And following Diego Costa’s last minute equaliser on Sunday, the Good Samaritans number is probably on speed dial now.

But fear not, United fans, there are no Ed Woodward memes ahead and no reminders of ?Louis van Gaal’s Red Army?, what lies ahead is just pure footballing filth.

Be warned, it’s certainly not safe for work.

Arise, Sir Will Keane…

The United striker’s delightful run and chip was actually one of five goals he bagged in 90 minutes against Norwich City, which would actually make him, with just those goals alone, United’s joint-fourth top goalscorer this season, alongside Memphis Depay.

He’s better than Depay, though. We all are.