Wayne Rooney’s son, Kai…
…is clearly a glutton for punishment.
We understand that you can’t choose your family but you do have 100% control over which football team you will pledge your allegiance to.
Chefs Kai and Klay #Pancakes pic.twitter.com/SNWaXhYu0z
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) February 9, 2016
Aston Villa, really?!
The Villains official Twitter account was quick to pick up on the most exciting thing that has happened to the club this season:
Loving the shirt, Kai! #AVFC https://t.co/AH6IJjHuaO
— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) February 10, 2016
Rumours are that Remi Garde is considering a loan move for Wayne Rooney’s son given the fact that *enter Villa’s 25-man squad* are fucking useless.
Word of advice, though, Wayne; you may want to get a parental lock on the family computer, unless you want to be fielding such questions as: “Why are you such a meanie, Daddy??”
Although I’d be proud if my old man could play a ball like this…
