Man United Agree £48million Deal With Main Target

Jose Mourinho has penned his fourteenth Manchester United contract in the last month, this time for a reported £16million-a-year over three years, reports Football Insider.

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After last night’s Europa League embarrassment for the Red Devils, the pressure has reached new levels of intensity for Louis van Gaal, with LvG voodoo doll sales said to have gone through the roof after FC Midtjylland emerged victorious in the first-leg.

It’s widely accepted within the footballing world that the Dutchman is a dead man walking, with Jose finally going to get his dream job at Old Trafford – before fucking off everyone and leaving after two years.

Mourinho’s return to the Premier League means the end of the loveable Juan Mata at Manchester United, was Jose Mourinho planning to ship out the midfielder just like he did at Chelsea – an axing that was so surprising it wouldn’t have looked out of place in Game of Thrones.

As well as shipping out one of United’s only positive, creative and exciting players, Mourinho will have to try and find new clubs for a lot of the shite kicking their heels around the Aon training complex.

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