In the fog of battle, players do crazy things. Soccer is a passionate game and it’s hard to keep your cool. Just remember – don’t lose your head…don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t lose your head
1. Zinedine Zidane headbutt
Legendary. The GOAT. That’s the last time Marco Materazzi said something bad about Zidane’s mother.
2. Clint Dempsey rips up ref’s book
Clint Dempsey is many things: habitual line-stepper, innovator, real life troll. He was awarded a 3-game suspension for this rare power move.
3. Luis Suarez – bite comp of the month
God gave Luis Suarez big, beautiful horse teeth for a reason.
4. Gervinho’s left cross
You don’t want them hands. Hard to stay low when you’re dressed like a traffic cone.
5. Andre Bikey bulldozes medic
Andre Bikey thinks Rigobert Song should have been left on the pitch to die during this 2008 Africa Cup of Nations semifinal. The good news is that he is not dead.
6. Eden Hazard kicks ballboy
Listen, we understand gamesmanship is part of the game, but if you can’t take the heat, get out the kitchen.
Hopefully a swift kick to the ribs taught this little chumba wumba not to be such a bastard. Mess with the bull and you get the horns.