Please form an orderly queue, the Real Madrid boot sale will be opening shortly!
The former Manchester United winger is rumoured to be available for around €60 million, which is about €600,000,000,000 million less than what CR7 actually values himself at.
Rather surprisingly, the impressive Spanish centre-back is available for between €20-25 million, having reportedly asked to leave the La Liga giants due to the fact it sometimes resembles Mean Girls.
You can’t have a disco without an Isco, but you can certainly have a Real Madrid starting XI.
Scores one wonder goal at World Cup, gets signed by Real Madrid and then does fuck all else.
The German international is so much better than the pantomime bullocks the Los Blancos so regularly serve up, on and off the pitch.
Stoke City like signing players who were once tipped to dominate world football – Bojan, Ibrahim Afellay and Xherdan Shaqiri – so, a move to the Britannia makes sense…
The Portguese centre-back has, like Ramos, reportedly asked to leave and there isn’t anyone brave enough to tell him that he can’t.
Whether Arbeloa can trick another European elite that he is actually a good player remains to be seen.
Joined last summer, leaving a year later; Classic Madrid.