Unlike Jose Mourinho, Eva Carneiro is back in work, but the former Chelsea team doctor has left the (not so) beautiful game behind and has popped up in Gibraltar.
Carneiro is still locked in a legal battle against the former Chelsea manager, which also includes the 42-year-old wanting a public apology from Jose following her high profile and controversial exit from Stamford Bridge.
“We’re not expecting a resolution today. The two sides are so far apart financially. And we want Mr Mourinho to make a public apology.”
Carneiro’s barrister, Mary O’Rourke QC
Mourinho criticised Carneiro publicly after the doctor ran onto the pitch to treat Eden Hazard in Chelsea’s draw with Swansea City on the opening day of the season, with the Blues frantically chasing the winner. Following the incident, Carneiro was stripped of her first-team duties and eventually left the Premier League side in September.
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Jose isn’t known for his heartfelt and sincere apologies – or any nice qualities, for that matter – so there won’t be too many of those in the footballing world holding their breath for a Mourinho apology.
In fact, there’s more chance of these happening, Eva…
Liverpool to win the Premier League
Just looked outside and, nope, pigs aren’t flying.
Arsene Wenger to see something
Funny that the Arsenal gaffer always manages to squint enough to see things when it is his team that have been wronged.
Having Identical Quadruplets
There’s a one in 15 million chance of that happening.
Visiting A&E for a pogo stick related injury
You have a 1 in 115,300 chance of this happening – which actually seems scarily low, no?
Pep Guardiola to take over a club not loaded with money, world-class players and success
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The soon-to-be new Manchester City gaffer is definitely the sort of bloke who opts for ‘sweaty’ goals on FIFA, chooses microwaveable rice over cooking his own and uses those ‘slides’ at bowling.
Wouldn’t it be refreshing for Pep to have taken over a club further down the footballing food chain and to truly prove himself as a well-rounded manager.
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Side note: whoever made these memes needs to be hung, drawn and quartered.