Adam Scott Keeps His Pants On As He Wins The Honda Classic

  • Adam Scott beat nearest rival Sergio Garcia by one shot.
  • The Australian shot 70, 65, 66, 70 to finish at -9.

Adam Scott just secured his first win since 2014 and he did it all with his pants on. Sergio Garcia was snapping at his heels like a Jack Russell, but couldn’t do enough with his final round 71.

Is there any golfer alive who wouldn’t give their right arm for Scott’s swing? It’s a thing of exquisite beauty when he gets on a role, he makes every man feel inadequate.

The Australian is such a phenomenal ball striker that he can have the highest standards for this type of bunker shot. It’s great to see him overcome the anchor ban, it must have been a worrying period as he was forced to adapt.

It would appear that there is some locker room agreement amongst professional golfers where they find any excuse to take their pants off. Is it a bit like fitting meow into your sentences instead of now? Are they having a massive laugh at our expense? Because Gary Woodland is the 100th guy to get undressed when their ball rests anywhere near the water.

The Joke is on us…