Man United Receive Huge Boost As Fellaini Is Banned

Source: Getty Images
Source: Getty Images

SEE ALSO: Man United Set To Lose Their Most Effective Centre Forward
Manchester United have today received a huge boost in their quest for a top four spot, and in turn Champions League qualification, with the news that Marouane Fellaini has been banned for three games.

The Belgium midfielder has been punished by the Football Association for yet another act of total twattery, this time on Leicester City’s Robert Huth.

SEE ALSO: Memphis Depay Has Cleared Up His Man United Future On Instagram
The midfielder’s absence means that he’ll be unable to get sent-off, miss open goals and give away possession in the Red Devils’ final three games of the Premier League season against Norwich City, West Ham and Bournemouth.

Louis van Gaal has spoken about the former Everton midfielder’s ban:

“It has been tough for me since joining Manchester; I haven’t had much luck. Therefore, you can imagine I was delighted to hear that Fellaini was banned.

“I’ve been wanted to drop that curly-haired fuck since the moment I got here, but, you know, he’s a lot bigger than me.

“Now I’m just hoping that Wayne (Rooney) does something twattish like Marouane, so he isn’t able to play.”