Shanshan Feng is a witch…and we should BURN HER! BURN HER! BURN HERRRR! The world number 2 used sorcery to deceive a TV audience and walk off the green with a birdie. We should act now or watch as Shanshan continues her demonic reign of terror.
This type of black magic has been used before. Sam Torrance, another player who was allowed to get away with disgraceful unlicensed wizardry, managed to cast a spell on his ball.
Sometimes this magic can reverse. Billy Horschel needs to go back to Ollivanders and have his wand replaced.
People are still trying to catch Matt Kuchar. The American is the eye that sees all.