Manchester United fans have taken to the streets with pompoms to celebrate the announcement of Jose Mourinho as their new manager.
The Red Devils fanbase are currently putting together a petition to make today a national Bank Holiday, as they pretend that they’ve always liked the former Chelsea manager and have a penchant for eye gouging.
As the United fans took to social media to welcome the guy they’ll end up hating in a season or two, many were scrolling through their timelines removing any anti-Jose tweets they’d previously sent.
“Look, we all make mistakes. And if I’m truly honest with myself, when I tweeted: “Jose is such a fkin prik” it was just harmful banter.
“I like to think Mourinho knew that, too.”
Twitter User @RedDevilzTiliDye
Manchester United fans have stopped short of saying ‘Jose is one of their own’ but early reports suggest that a ‘Jose Luvz United 4lyf’ Facebook page is currently being setup with the only hold up deciding on who should be page admin.