Some people have funny names. The only appropriate thing to do is laugh. Let’s take a look at 7 of the most unfortunate names in sports. If you think I’m bullshitting about any of these, feel free to Google them. Then you can explain to your homies why you have “dick paradise” in your history.
Currently the assistant manager of the Dutch national soccer team; also an activist of sorts.
No matter how much you shake, wiggle, and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.
80% chance Cristiano Ronaldo ends up here when he dies.
What Jose Mourinho will be reincarnated as.
One of John Terry’s many aliases.
He sounds like a French porn star from the ’80s.
Great ping pong player with a deviant hobby.