Some people have funny names. The only appropriate thing to do is laugh. Let’s take a look at 7 of the most unfortunate names in sports. If you think I’m bullshitting about any of these, feel free to Google them. Then you can explain to your homies why you have “dick paradise” in your history.
Dick Advocaat
Currently the assistant manager of the Dutch national soccer team; also an activist of sorts.
Dick Trickle
No matter how much you shake, wiggle, and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.
Dick Paradise
80% chance Cristiano Ronaldo ends up here when he dies.
Dick Shiner
What Jose Mourinho will be reincarnated as.
Johnny Dickshot
One of John Terry’s many aliases.
Pete LaCock
He sounds like a French porn star from the ’80s.
Wang Liqin
Great ping pong player with a deviant hobby.
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