The fastest player at Euro 2016 has been revealed

Let’s face it, us football fans can never have enough pointless football stats; we are all looking for that bit of knowledge to drop on our mates down the pub.

Here’s your latest piece – although it’s probably not that surprising – France’s Kingsley Coman has recorded the fastest speed at Euro 2016.

The young forward’s career path is still something I’m not comfortable with, I mean, playing for Juventus, having joined from Paris-Saint Germain, only to then being loaned to one of the top three teams in the world, Bayern Munich, just doesn’t sit right with me.

Anyway, here’s three things that are quicker than France’s young star…

An England fan’s mood swing pre-tournament to post-tournament


“Dele Alli is quality.

“Wayne Rooney is going to redefine the centre-midfield role.

“Joe Hart, probably only behind de Gea and Neuer as best ‘keeper in the world.”

Every generic England fan

England then draw with Russia, struggle to beat Wales, stifled by Slovakia and then embarrassed by Iceland.

“Pricks, the lot of them.

“I can’t even put sugar in my tea, at the moment; I’m shaking with temper that much.”

A Liverpool fan to say “next season is our season”


It won’t even get to full-time of Liverpool’s opening game of the 2016/17 Premier League season against Arsenal, before social media is awash with…

Jose Mourinho To Piss Someone Off


Source: Twitter
Source: Twitter

Don’t be fooled, the (not so) ‘Special One’ won’t have learnt from the mutiny he faced at Chelsea. If anything he’ll come back worse with Manchester United; a wounded animal ready to bite back, and bite back ten times harder.

Will it be Arsene Wenger? Us fans? Chelsea? The referees? Who will Jose anger first with one of his uncalled for, yet calculated, rants?

Who is going to be the top scorer at Euro 2016?

Alvaro Morata

Antoine Griezmann

Gareth Bale

Dimitri Payet

Cristiano Ronaldo

Romelu Lukaku

Mario Gomez


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