Roy Hodgson probably wants the world to swallow him up, after successfully uniting a nation that was so divided by the EU referendum, over their hatred for him.
England players are now leaking stories to the press over squad disharmony, the Football Association forced the former Three Lions manager to face the media and the front and back pages are dominated by scathing article after scathing article.
And this has all clearly got too much for the one-time Liverpool gaffer, and he has decided to bite back! However, in typical English fashion, Hodgson went for the ‘under the radar, passive aggressive hidden message within his exit speech’ approach.
Savage stuff from the owl!