Video Surfaces Showing Messi Is Alive And Well

We’ve all been a little worried about Messi recently. From his legal woes to his self-imposed exile, the most consistent footballer of our time has been a little…inconsistent. Thankfully, Barcelona has put out a video proving their billion dollar boy is alive and well. Not just surviving, but thriving – sonning people in stunning slow motion. Ladies and gentlemen, the Little Genius is back:

Yes, he looks different (like Eminem circa 2002) but he plays the same, and that’s all we care about. Leo, we’re glad you’re back. But stay away from balconies and sharp objects for just a little while longer, OK?


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