A sickening photo of DJ and Brooks Koepka has emerged.
If you’re an American it’s time to look away now. Have Brooks and DJ just lost America the Ryder Cup? Could the behaviour of this likely power pairing have compromised Team USA’s success? I fear so.
Didn’t see it the first time? Here’s a closer look:
I know, apple-based beer!? Grim right.
And as one reviewer concisely describes: “Not a good combo on the stomach. made me shit smell like apples.”
America needed to see a picture of DJ killing a strong look; Rye whiskey in hand, ciggie in mouth and shotgun over knee. This picture of him drinking Redds Apple Ale is a real shot to the gonads. How could he? With just one Ryder Cup victory in the last 14 years this is a real kick in the teeth for Davis Love III. The American captain has been working hard to build morale. He even overlooked Bubba Watson – the perennial butthole who was ranked 7th in the world.
Europe will take a big sigh of relief when they see this. It would be like the Philistines seeing a pile of Samson’s hair…wait, does that make Paulina Gretzky Delilah? Time will tell you.