Golfers are hardly renowned for their good looks and athleticism, perhaps not traditionally anyway. To say that this has affected their ability to succeed with the opposite sex would be ignoring numerous case studies.
Take Paul Casey, who felt the need to showcase his fiancé on his phone case this week at Erin Hills..
It would be unfair to say that every golfer has a face like a wet weekend, but some of these guys have scored above par.
Polly is engaged to Paul Casey, the slightly awkward Englishman found form at the end of last year, not to mention the day he met Polly.
Aaron, famed for his devotion to Jesus, must have had his prays answered when Richelle came along.
Bob Estes isn't a household name, but charisma and four PGA TOUR wins was enough to court his smoking Mrs.
Thomas Aiken has a career best world ranking of 73rd. He would be much higher if the list was based on successful courtship.
Paulina Gretzky eat your heart out! Kate has 1/500th the number of Instagram followers.
Romelu Lukaku to Arsenal
The Arsenal fans call for a striker will finally be answered. Everton continue to underperform, but the can't be said for Lukaku, who has been involved in eight of Everton's 13 goals this season.
It is often entertaining to hear the chant of "Spend some f**king money!" echoing around the Emirates every transfer window, but in the case of Romelu Lukaku, Wenger has no excuse. He's a proven, multi-dimensional goalscorer who has been excellent every year in the Premier League, from West Brom to Everton.
Lukaku deserves to be competing at the highest level, and right now, Everton can't offer that.
Why did Chelsea let him go!?
Alex Song gained inspiration from a trip to McDonald's and ordering a large fry. Alex Song knew his career was about to nosedive when he pulled off this look. You can see in his face that he knows he fucked up, but it's too late to do anything about it. Can't decide whether Song's or Fellaini's hair is worse.
I have never been a fan of the brutish Belgian and this haircut just makes him look like a dirty q-tip. Whoever let Fellaini do this to his head must not like him as much as I do.
To be completely polically correct, you can assume this one's gender. The Frenchman's attempt at going blonde ended up being grey. Not the first time, he failed at doing something though; his attempt at a football career in Manchester landed him in Sevilla.
Taylor Dowd Simpson
She has been there from the very start. This is them at college.