Check out this ludicrous $50 million home next to Pebble Beach

Cue the readymade into: All this could be yours for just $50 million! LOL! Spending habits of the highest tier of the bourgeoise!

This obscene property, one of only 31 on 17 Mile Drive, which runs into Pebble Beach Golf Links, is listed on Zillow for the bargain sum of $49,888,000 (because $49,999,000 would be altogether too much).

Or, in other words…

I am on a twenty four hour
Champagne diet
Spillin’ while I’m sippin’
I encourage you to try it

The five bed, seven baths behemoth is 12,847 sqft and sits on two acres. And as you can see from the map below, those two acres are indeed quite close to/overlooking the famed locale of the Pebble Beach National Pro-Am.

Here’s the writeup, via listing agent Michael Dreyfus.

“Privately situated on Pescadero Point and a short stroll to The Lodge at Pebble Beach, this landmark home is one of 31 rarely available water front properties in Pebble Beach. This iconic ocean front estate offers stunning views from every room of the Pebble Beach Golf Links, Carmel Bay and Beach, Carmel Valley and Point Lobos. Offering 4 ocean view suites, including an expansive master suite with a dressing lounge and sitting room, this gracious residence is bathed in natural light. The home is designed for the best of indoor outdoor living, offering vaulted ceilings, an open floor plan, a chef’s dream kitchen, multiple living and dining areas for intimate or large scale entertaining, and a grand informal family room leading out to an ocean side terrace including an outdoor kitchen and infinity swimming pool. A one bedroom, one bath guest house completes the property.”

Also noteworthy, the assessed value in 2015 was $20.4 million, so it looks like someone is trying to make a pretty profit. Anyway, here are a few photos of the property per Sotheby’s (who else?).