Everyone is a football manager – but just one that is extremely fickle and tends to chat nonsense – so the outrage when England squads are announced is always amusing.
But if any of these six players are in Gareth Southgate’s next four Three Lions squad announcement, we may as well pack up and go home, now.
If England could call-up N'Golo Kante, as well, then it would make sense to play the Premier League title winner. But as England can't, there's no point picking the out-of-his-depth-centre-midfielder. Source: Getty Images
Doesn't play like Bambi on ice. Plays like drunk Bambi on ice. Source: Twitter
If there's one English centre-back that could receive a phonecall from Southgate, it certainly isn't the former Bolton Wanderers man. Source: Football Agents Group
"Oh, here's the next Paul Gascoigne" Day off! He's the next Carlton Palmer - and even then, that might be a compliment. Source: The Week
Surely there isn't a sane person out there who will argue this one?! Source: Gent Side
The player Arsenal fans think is better than a hybrid of Paul Scholes, Frank Lampard and Paul Scholes is now on loan at Bournemouth. Says it all really. Source: Getty Images
If time allowed, we’d make a gallery that consists of every single English player currently playing, who has a cap to their name, because quite frankly they’re all of disinterested, lacking in talent and pampered chaps.
Honestly feel that an English starting XI of Championship, League One and League Two players would’ve given a greater account of themselves against Iceland at Euro 2016.