Whatever your take on the situation, whether you feel Big Sam’s exit was the correct decision or the wrong one, you’ve got to feel sorry for the Northerner.
The 61-year-old is officially the last of the ‘old-school’, and to say the ex-England boss will be hurting, would be the understatement of the year. Still, Big Sam is keen to brush this saga aside, and supposedly return to management…
With this in mind, there seems plenty of options for Allardyce to get his teeth into following the England dismissal…
Landlord
Run a good old English pub. Sam would be a sucker for offering deals on Wednesday's with Champions League football. Pint of Carlsberg and a pie for a fiver. Bargain. Source: Daily Mail
Country Bandit
Roll the dice, and see if there are any extra roles on Narcos. Saying that, Big Sam probably wouldn't be the most subtle bandit. Source: Mirror
New Nicolas Cage
'Gone in 67 Days' ? Source: Twitter
Back to the Green?
Reports are suggesting he's using new techniques on world-class players for scientific breakthroughs. It's supposedly to keep players cholesterol down, as Sam claimed for the amount of curry's he's had, he shouldn't still be standing. If it helps Sam, it must be beneficial for the likes of Iniesta. Source: Match Pint/BarcelonaInstagram
Chip shop owner
Sam will never have to pay for his daily portion of fish and chips again! Sourece: Chroniclelive
Far East Businessman
Errr, keep doing what he does best, and start a business with blokes like Dodgy Dave and Haggling Harry. Source: The Telegraph
Seasonaire Drive-thru
As a fan favourite of the fast food chain, there's suggestions that numerous McD's want the ex-Sunderland boss working the window for regular drive-thru customers. Source: Mirror
Other movie options
New Inspector Gadget? Source: Whoateallthepies
The son he never had
Adopt Kevin Nolan, and run for the hills. We use 'run' loosely. Maybe just a jump in a cab. Source: Sky Sports
Ultimately…
If we're all realistic though, the Big man knows where he stands... Source: 101greatgoals
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