Manchester United’s recent upturn in form and performances has seen Jose Mourinho guide his side from sixth place in the Premier League to sixth place. Quite an achievement for the red half of Salford.
Things are going above expectation for Manchester United’s stars on the pitch, and if you couldn’t be anymore jealous of a footballer, they’re looking pretty rosy off it, too.
Chris Smalling gets a standing ovation from us – which has started rumours that Manchester United are looking to sign Jason Puncheon. Whilst Eric Bailly can always fall back on his partner’s career as a Rihanna lookalike, should the defender’s footballing career end sooner than expected.
Clicking through that gallery, it’s quite clear that footballing ability has no say in whether a girl is attracted to you. Because if that were the case, Phil Jones would be posing with his mum, Daley Blind would be standing next to Luke Chadwick and Sergio Romero would be acting as a third wheel with Zlatan Ibrahimovic and the Swede’s partner.