WATCH: Papiss Cisse scores the most FIFA 17 goal ever

Papiss Cisse, remember him? We just about do; from when the Senegalese striker was banging in banana goals in the Premier League, to shagging anything with a pulse, when married.  

Well, the ex-Newcastle United striker, has now made *those* glitches on FIFA 17 look almost normal, with this utterly ridiculous goal.

How the striker has found the net with this effort, we have absolutely no idea. And, it seems that the moment of hilarity is not the greatest advert for Chinese football.

Cisse is currently with Shandong Luneng, and his goal was a mere consolation in a 4-1 loss to Shanghai SIPG. The 31 year old’s side sit 11th in the Chinese Super League, and he’s contributed five goals in 11 games, but this one has to be the pick of the bunch.

To be fair, Papiss is not alone in having a moment of hilarity over in China. There have been some pretty golden pieces of footage in the ‘up-and-coming’ league.

Goalkeeping howler

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Claudio Bravo must have been taking tips from Quanjian. What an absolute shocker from the ‘keeper ?.

Terrible misses

Oh, wow. We’ve all been there before. Having a complete horror show in front of goal for your Sunday League team. But, this miss has to be up there with one of the worst ever, it genuinely looks far harder to do what the striker did, than put the ball in the net.

Live FIFA play

We’ll save the best moment for last. In actual FIFA mode, this ‘keeper decided he was going to take on a whole team, and try and dribble the field ?. Only in China…

Not all players are shocking though. Take a look at the Chinese Super League best XI who would do alright in the Premier League…

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