Samir Nasri; he could’ve been so good. But a combination of being a wanker and a lack of discipline has seen the Frenchman end up in La Liga, but not with Barcelona, Atletico Madrid or Real Madrid.
From moments like this…
…to amusing encounters like this
…ok, Nasri isn’t particularly amusing in the above video. But it’s important we never forget what muppets football fans can be; fully grown adults, acting in such a cringeworthy manner, that being left hanging, when wanting a hi-5, doesn’t seem so bad after all.
Anyway, Nasri is always one to run his mouth off, from the French national team to building bridges at the Emirates Stadium…
“I now hope the Arsenal fans can get on with their lives and forget me. They should celebrate their third place achievement and I will focus on winning titles.”
And in his latest interview, whilst on L’Equipe du soir, Nasri was his usual open self, revealing secrets about Lionel Messi’s sex life and what Pep Guardiola is really like.
Amongst the honesty, was a couple of lighthearted gems, such as who the attacking-midfielder deems to be his most famous contact in his mobile phone.
Samir Nasri on the most famous person in his phone contacts list: "One of the Kardashian sisters." (EdS)
— Get French Football (@GFFN) November 14, 2016
A bloke who probably has Sergio Aguero, Franck Ribery and the CEO of Pizza Hut on speed dial, reckons that one of the Kardashian sisters takes top spot.
Which sister, though? Is it the really annoying, lacking in talent and selfish one? or is it the other really annoying, lacking in talent and selfish one? or is it the other really annoying, lacking in talent and selfish one?
It remains a mystery.
Looking forward to seeing Nasri on the next episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians – although, we aren’t sure he’ll be able to, the fat prick.