If a train leaves the station at 2pm, and is due to arrive at 6pm at it’s destination, how many miles-per-hour must it be travelling to make the 600-mile journey?
A) Daniel Sturridge’s crazy arms
B) Mesut Ozil’s sucking of his thumb
C) Paul Pogba’s Dab
The answer is of course, C; well, it would be, if you were back in the world-record signing’s homeland of France.
Pogba has been the unsolvable question for Mourinho, during his short – yet turbulent – time in the Old Trafford hot seat. And it would make for particularly awkward viewing, if a group of French students were able to solve the Pogba question quicker than the (not so) Special One.
The seriously impressive wives and girlfriends of the Manchester United players
Other questions within the exam paper have been posted online, too. Take a look below to see whether you’d be more Gary Neville or Bebe.
If Rooney eats 12-pies-a-day, from the age of 16, at what age will he stop being a useful footballer?
just heard Rooney's name for the first time, didn't even realise the fat git was on the pitch #ENGvSCO
— fantastic mr fox 🦊 (@davegore2005) November 11, 2016
What completes it’s movement first: the earth spinning on its axis or Daley Blind turning full circle?
Daley Blind runs in slow motion 😂
— Prince (@DRealNexus) October 23, 2016
If Mourinho is allowed two free punches, who gets the other one after Luke Shaw?