Old Trafford has seen some things over the years; other than breaking a Scotsman and a Dutchman; it’s banned 7-year-old’s, and it had bomb gate last season, which equated into one of the most pointless games to possibly ever be played in the Premier League.
Other than that, you had Manchester City fans thinking it was a good idea to go and trash the toilets; what are they thinking here? We have absolutely no idea.
And, now, in a slightly different toilet angle; we have Manchester United fans involved with the WC’s. Two United fans, snuck away from a stadium tour on Friday; pitched up a tent – not literally – in the bog, and stayed there overnight so that they could be in the ground for the match against the Gunners.
Seriously committed, or seriously foolish? We think the latter, particularly given the fact they got caught Saturday morning, and were chucked out the ground ?.
Saying that, that was probably more of a result compared to witnessing Frenchman/porn star lookalike, Olivier Giroud, breaking United’s hearts with a last-minute equaliser, and consequently nailing another coffin into a predictable Europa League finish for the Red Devils fans.
Seriously, the fans are better off keeping out the ground; who wants to watch one more Jose Mourinho tantrum as the Reds succumb to another draw with either Stoke or Burnley, and now the most recent mediocrity of Arsenal, who looked more jaded than my nan after her 80th birthday. Shocking, and not the form for a top four side, let alone winning the bloody title.
Take a look at the the ultimate Wenger and Mourinho combined XI…
Petr Cech (GK)
The Premier League's best ever 'keeper. Image Source: SportPesa
Part of Inter's Champions League-winning side with Mourinho. In the current era of overhyping Brazilian centrebacks like David Luiz, Lucio would be seen as a God if he was at his peak today. Image Source: Sempreinter
Tony Adams MBE (CB)
'Mr. Arsenal' was inevitably going to be in the heart of our three-man defence; an outstanding leader and a winner. Image Source: Galaxia Futebolistica
Lillian Thuram (CB)
You forget just how impressive the Frenchman was. Image Source : Youtube
Patrick Vieira (LDM)
The captain. Image Source: ArsenalArsenal.net
Xabi Alonso (RDM)
Every team needs a player who can ping a ball from anywhere and to anywhere. Image Source: ThisIsAnfield
A maestro from Jose's miracle of a Champions League win. Image Source: Publicopt
Cristiano Ronaldo (LM)
The team wouldn't be very credible without this man. Image Source: YouTube
Luis Figo (RM)
Figo completes our pair of Portuguese wingers. Not too bad at all! If this team was to play in the Premier League, the likes of Alberto Moreno would have a nightmare - well, even more than he's already having. Image Source: IFFHS
Didier Drogba (ST)
A nightmare for Liverpool fans. A cheat, but an unquestionably good player. Drogba was a menace upfront for any team. He's got it all really. Image Source: Fusion.net
Thierry Henry (ST)
If Henry wasn't upfront for our team here, there was no point putting it together. Image Source: Gentside Sport