Have you heard, Steven Gerrard has retired?
Of course you have, because social media is awash with deluded claims from Liverpool fans, who believe Stevie Me is the best centre-midfielder to grace the Premier League – they seem to have forgotten that Frank Lampard and Jack Wilshere are CMs.
Gerrard’s legacy will be *that* slip and his inability to never win the Premier League title with his beloved Reds. Which is all the more baffling when you consider some of that shite that Sir Alex Ferguson guided to a medal!
Ronnie Wallwork
Apologies for the big mug shot. However, we felt it was important to grab a picture of Ronnie Wallwork on his way to court. That's right; a bloke who is in jail over stolen car parts has one more Premier League medal than Gerrard. Image Source: The Independent
Darron Gibson
One Premier League medal doesn't excuse you for the annoying spelling of Darren, Darron. Image Source: talkSPORT
Fabio
...we think. Image Source: uMaxit
Darren Ferguson
Proof that it's all about who you know. Image Source: Euro Sport
Diego Forlan
Still trying to work out how he went on to be a world-class striker. Image Source: Goal
Jordi Cruyff
Johan must've demanded a DNA test after seeing Jordi's time at Old Trafford. Image Source: Sportal NZ
Juan Sebastian Veron
Doesn't deserve to have such a cool name. Image Source: YouTube
Roy Carroll
Would've been voted 'most likely to work in a library' by his school class. Image Source: Squawka
Mark Bosnich
A chubby Peter Andre impersonator. Image Source: talkSPORT
Luke Chadwick
We blurred the image to avoid giving any of our readers nightmares. Image Source: thesportbuzz
Kieran Richardson
Richardson isn't worthy of celebrating with someone as renegade as Larsson. Image Source: The Sun
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When you see that list of below-average footballers, it’s quite amazing that Stevie G doesn’t have a title or two, to his name.
Probably regrets not jumping ship for Jose Mourinho’s Chelsea; loyalty gets you nowhere in football, lad.
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