Tottenham really didn’t think this one through

Oh dear, oh dear; in a time where we usually put out the Christmas lights, let Michael Buble come out of hibernation, and generally walk around as if we have hangers in our mouths, it seems that the Spurs boys are just not quite part of the same bracket.

Yeah, the north London club haven’t had an awful lot to cheer about this year; from getting themselves out of Europe quicker than Great Britain herself, to becoming the side that no Premier League wishes to be… King of the Draw. Still, surely Christmas can cheer them up, maybe sticking Chris Rea’s, ‘Driving Out of Europe’ on would help?

Doesn’t seem the festive period will do it for the Lilywhites, though, as the Spurs stars seem about as uninspiring as that bloke, Courtney, off of the Apprentice in Tottenham’s promotional video for their Christmas advert…

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Don’t get us started on those jumpers, which look like the Lilywhites are working a Cadbury’s advent calender. And, we know Harry Kane is Tottenham’s ‘own’ and all that bollocks, their ‘marquee man’, as Vincent Janssen continues to look about as lost as Alan Carr in a Guy Ritchie movie; but why use the Englishman in a promotional advert?

Just about every Tom, Dick and Harry knows how dull the King of Corners can be in-front of the camera; even his mate, Dele Ali, can’t take him seriously ?…

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Hopefully for Spurs there’s more Christmas cheer than both Harry, and Josh Onomah, can muster up in a promo video; otherwise it could be a case of the ‘greatest manager’ in the Premier League could be getting a different kind of Christmas sack from Daniel Levy come the end of the year.

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