The most ridiculous events that have happened since Vardy’s last goal

A year ago, Jamie Vardy had just broken Ruud van Nistelrooy’s record for scoring in the most consecutive Premier League games, and social media was awash with “chat shit get banged”.

The one-time Fleetwood striker helped put the Foxes in pole position for a surprise title win, and his stunning rise even earned him a spot in Roy Hodgson’s Euros squad, who got banged after chatting shit.

This season, the striker’s form has suffered a sharp dip. In fact, the last time Vardy found the net at club level was 10 September, when he fired past Simon Mignolet in Leicester’s 4-1 defeat at Anfield.

That’s nearly three months without a goal, and given the chaotic nature of this crazy planet we call home, a lot can happen during that time. Here are six world changing events since Vardy last got on the scoresheet.

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Vardy will at least be hoping he can rediscover his scoring touch before Easter, when they’ll probably announce Creme Eggs are now chocolate-free.

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