Ho ho ho one and all, it’s the Christmas period and unless you’re an exceptionally awful person then you’re excited about the prospect of food, presents and festive football over the next few days. However, if you’re one of these seven players, you may well be ending up on Santa’s naughty list. Yup, we’re doing a naughty list.
Now there are a whole host of players stuck on the same amount of cards down the bottom of this bloody delightful list, but the one that has been chosen makes the headlines above the rest. You’ll know why.
Winston Reid (5 yellows, 1 red)
The dirtiest player in the game - no it's not Ric Flair. Good old Winnie needs to calm his shit because my god is the bloke laying into people this season. Source: Twitter
Steven Pienaar (4 yellows, 1 red)
Remember when Steven Pienaar was good? Me neither. The South African trickster doesn't seem to be particularly enjoying life at the Stadium of Light, and it appears as if he enjoys taking it out on the opposition. Fair play. Source: Twitter
Harry Arter (4 yellows, 1 red)
Arter is supposedly one of the next top midfielders in the Premier League, but one of the only things he's getting into lists for right now is poor discipline. Source: Twitter
Miguel Britos (4 yellows, 1 red)
Calm yourself, Miguel. A decent defender who doesn't need to be making rash challenges or decisions, but then again, maybe it's just a case of adjusting to life in the top flight. Yeah, yeah let's go with that. Source: Twitter
José Holebas (7 yellows, 0 reds)
Sweet mother of christ how hasn't this bloke been sent off? The second of the dastardly Watford double act, Holebas has racked up a huge seven yellow cards and we aren't even in January yet. Source: Twitter
Marouane Fellaini (6 yellows, 0 reds)
No surprise with all his bloody elbows. Dirty prick. Source: Twitter
Sergio Aguero (3 yellows, 1 red)
A big congratulations to Sergio Aguero for trying to physically remove David Luiz's leg and therefore earning a place on this list. No PS4 for you my friend. Source: Twitter
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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice. Santa Claus is.. not real, so there’s that, but if he was then these blokes wouldn’t have a bloody chance at getting any presents. Heathens.