Footballers get a bad rep. However, for every John Terry in the Premier League, there’s a few players with morals, respect and those who understand the ‘bro code’.
No matter what their wage packet and social status, this bunch of lads – we are pretty certain – would give up their seat for your missus, offer her their coat and make sure she got home safe. Nothing else.
My missus would mistake him as the bloke bringing room service. Bland.
My missus doesn't get home from work until 7pm. And Marcus' bedtime is 6pm, so I'll be alright, here.
Would bore a deaf person to sleep.
A cheeky post-match celebration pic from the Boro dressing room revealed all we need to know about Clayton.
Nothing to worry about.
Strikes me as the sort of bloke who folds his socks.
Dat guy Welbz would injure himself getting into bed.
According to our eSports Editor: "All Scandinavians are lovely people".
Wears a gum shield to play football, which suggests he wears a nappy in bed.
Have you read his blog? Mata wouldn't even say a swear word, let alone do the dirty with my missus - she'd love him to though.
The kinda fella who would be up for scheduled 'missionary Wednesdays at 9pm'; my missus needs more than that.
The Arsenal 'keeper has always got his helmet out. And I see nothing to fear.
Wouldn't be able to reach the bed.
Just looks too cuddly to do any damage.
The bloke bangs on about, that if he gets 10 goals before Christmas, his bird will get him a coffee machine.
Corrr, what a renegade...
Although they may well be decent chaps, a night out with these group of likely lads would probably involve non-alcoholic beer and some intense games of Uno.