Footballers get a bad rep. However, for every John Terry in the Premier League, there’s a few players with morals, respect and those who understand the ‘bro code’.
No matter what their wage packet and social status, this bunch of lads – we are pretty certain – would give up their seat for your missus, offer her their coat and make sure she got home safe. Nothing else.
Gareth Barry
My missus would mistake him as the bloke bringing room service. Bland.
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Marcus Rashford
My missus doesn't get home from work until 7pm. And Marcus' bedtime is 6pm, so I'll be alright, here.
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James Milner
Would bore a deaf person to sleep.
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Adam Clayton
A cheeky post-match celebration pic from the Boro dressing room revealed all we need to know about Clayton.
Nothing to worry about.
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Andy King
Strikes me as the sort of bloke who folds his socks.
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Danny Welbeck
Dat guy Welbz would injure himself getting into bed.
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Gylfi Sigurdsson
According to our eSports Editor: "All Scandinavians are lovely people".
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Heurelho Gomes
Wears a gum shield to play football, which suggests he wears a nappy in bed.
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Juan Mata
Have you read his blog? Mata wouldn't even say a swear word, let alone do the dirty with my missus - she'd love him to though.
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Michael Carrick
The kinda fella who would be up for scheduled 'missionary Wednesdays at 9pm'; my missus needs more than that.
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Petr Cech
The Arsenal 'keeper has always got his helmet out. And I see nothing to fear.
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Santi Cazorla
Wouldn't be able to reach the bed.
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Shinji Okazaki
Just looks too cuddly to do any damage.
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Theo Walcott
The bloke bangs on about, that if he gets 10 goals before Christmas, his bird will get him a coffee machine.
Corrr, what a renegade...
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Although they may well be decent chaps, a night out with these group of likely lads would probably involve non-alcoholic beer and some intense games of Uno.
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