Thankfully for all fans of Premier League clubs, other than Manchester United, Ronaldo is a only a proper club legend for Real Madrid. Because we are petty fans, it would tarnish him if he had strong links with the Red Devils.
That doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy United fans clambering to have some sort of relevance in his slipstream. But CR7 can’t possibly have any sort of affinity with the Old Trafford club, considering the amount of shite they made him play on the same team as.
Made Tim Howard look good, that just about says it all. Source: Twitter
Put the 'bell' in 'bellend', when in front of goal. Source: Twitter
The Brazilian joined on the same day as CR7. And that's where the similarities end. Source: Twitter
The amount of years Football Manager had the Serb down as a wonderkid was embarrassing. Source: Twitter
Next. Source: Twitter
For some reason, the midfielder reminds me of the Lotso from Toy Story 3. Source: Twitter
Marketing ploy. Source: Twitter
What were you thinking, Fergie? Source: Twitter
United fans actually think the South African was a handy player. Source: Twitter
No one of Kieran Richardson's 'ability' should be able to touch Henrik Larsson. Source: Sun
The heir to David Beckham's throne, apparently?. Source: The Express
Despite Manchester United’s best efforts to prevent Cristiano Ronaldo reaching his full potential, as the greatest footballer of all-time, CR7 managed to overcome having to play with donkeys such as Anderson. Fair play to the lad.