Sociopath: a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behaviour.
Meet Woody Austin, who as any self-respecting golf fan knows, is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. At 52, he’s still the same animated guy he was in the late nineties. He’s as mad as a box of frogs, as crazy as a road lizard – you name a simile that denotes insanity and Woody will be there.
Watching professional golfers have tantrums is weirdly therapeutic. So far this year, the U.S. Open and Open Championship have produced some corkers. I still think Woody has the crown – something he needed when he decided to bludgeon himself in the head…
Never change Woody.
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