Whatever life throws at you, there are always excuses to end up on the golf course.
These classic excuses are great ways to get out of work or get some time alone from a significant other. What’s outrageous is that you’re using these to get on the golf course. PSH, why else would you ask for time off?
TO THE GOLF COURSE YOU GO!
Play Sick
The best way to get out of anything is to pretend you're sick. If your boss still makes you come in, cough all over them until they insist you go home. TO THE GOLF COURSE YOU GO.
Birth of Human Life
Say someone you know is about to give birth and you have to be there. You can have a friend blow up your phone so it looks like you're really needed and act all scared and shit that you'll miss the birth. TO THE GOLF COURSE YOU GO.
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