Two things were missing during the Ryder Cup celebration
Booze…you’re doing it wrong
I was reviewing some of the Ryder Cup pictures when I stumbled across this despicable moment…
Didn’t see it? Here’s a closer look
What even is that? I’ll tell you what that it, either Phil Mickelson has tiny hands or he’s holding a Demie of champagne. What is this, champagne for ants?
The Europeans toasted their success with Magnums – a bottle three times the size of the thimble you can see in Phil’s hand. Rory was even carrying around a Jeroboam at one stage.
If you don’t know your bottle sizes here is a useful diagram.
2. Did anyone jump into the water?
This is a Ryder Cup ritual that must be fulfilled! Where was the lake jump? Why wasn’t the Minesotoan water full of giddy Ryder Cup players as tradition dictates?
I think I know the answer to that quesiton…remeber when Thomas Levet broke his leg?
Probably not worth it. They can be excused for that one.